Breaking News: the Dublin 4 First Wives Club, has been formed, and many Men, in that Plush Area, are Literally Wetting their Boxers in fear! Dr Patsy Woolley, has been Quoted, as Saying, we are Fucked, they know, where the Hidden Loot is? The Meeting of the Not Forgotten Wives, was Held in the Heartbreak Motel on Bumbreak Road? One bitter First Wife, Travelled up from, Limerick, on a Revenge Trip, saying, things were fine, then a few years ago, I switch on the Telly, and there the Lying Bastard is, on Bubble Box, well, I am here, to Bust his Bubble, and my legal Team, will Search, for hidden Assets. The Game, in Disneyland for Married Again, Cute Culchies is on.