News just in: on the grape vine: Can someone please confirm?

Ian Kenneth Bailey @IanKennethBail1 · 8m So…I hear on The Grope Vine that the Grand Mufti of all Island, Mr.Mohamed Bin Laden, Praise Be Upon Him, has this morning taken the unusual step of using the direct phone line to Vatican City , to plead with Pope Francis, to reaccept Sister Sinéad, back into the CatholicChurch