Ian Bailey is a very Talented Englishman, Cooking, Writing, Poetry, John Wayne, State of Mind, and dont Forget, an Expert in Cocks, he can measure the Calibre of a Cock, in Minutes, now Ian, has Caught a Major Runt of a Troll, Check out, his Twitter, Reports coming in now, are, and Not fully Confirmed yet, Hundreds of Irish Wives, across the Irish Island, plead with Bailey, to be a Magnum PI, to hunt down their Cheating Rat Husbands and their Hidden Mistresses, Bailey is the man, from West Cork, a Legend, and Innocent man. Go for it Ian?

Posted by Fred Bassett