Saint Patrick got rid of all the Snakes in Ireland but now history tells us – he forgot One. Martin the Viper, St. Paddy under the guise of CAB, is on your case and will soon be ringing the doorbell. It should be a right auld circus in Crumlin!! When CAB eventually come people will be looking on at the Viper Debt Collection vans outside the house and other cars arriving to collect the Keys and the Bootie. Viper all the old crimesters wish you well and Don’t forget to get your name on the housing list…or a hotel room awaits you at the cost of the State.

Posted by Fred Bassett