Shameless Met cops caught having oral sex in police station lift will KEEP their jobs, Carry on Regardless, English Sun Today. Good Irish name, Lynch?

TWO cops caught romping in a police station lift have kept their jobs.

Det Con Jessica Martin was performing a sex act on PC Pierce Lynch after a boozy night out, a panel heard.

Met Police Deputy Assistant Commissioner Alexis Boon, said: ‘Although unintentional, harm was caused’