THE new government is a fait accompli. The big two, propped up by self-interested Independents, led by a convicted criminal (Michael Lowry), will rule the roost for the next five years. Whoop-de-doo. About as thrilling as finding your toilet drain backed up with months worth of used bog roll. What a Corrupt little Country, and they Call Hutch the Monk Names, Double Standards? Lowry is Back. Star Today.