
Thank you
for: 1) having imprisoned us for years to protect us from COVID; 2) for having frozen the bank accounts of those asshole trucker convoy extremists; 3) for having led us through horrifying inflation due to orgiastic government spending; 4) for having increased taxes; 5) for having implemented DIE principles in academia; 6) for having led the massive rise in housing prices; 7) for having led us through a massive increase in criminality; 8) for having increased immigration from Lands of Perpetual Peace; 9) for having been involved in endless cases of astounding political and financial corruption; 10) for having used “she-cession” and “she-covery” when reference recession and recovery; 11) for ensuring that all Canadians utter the necessary land acknowledgements prior to saying good morning; 12) for having implemented a feminist foreign policy.

, you can use these if it helps you. I have a much longer list if need be.
