Marco Rubio really bragging that Russia had to pay for jet fuel in cash like it’s some Cold War victory. Bro, you sound less like a Secretary of State and more like a 7/11 cashier flexing: “Ha! They didn’t even have Visa, had to pay in cash, no points, no cashback!” Meanwhile, Putin just dropped $85,000 like pocket change to keep a flying fortress in the air. That’s not “consequences,” that’s basically an oil tycoon paying his morning Starbucks bill. Rubio acting like America just bankrupted the Kremlin nah fam, you just turned Anchorage into the world’s most expensive gas station.

Posted by Fred Bassett