A drunk woman who sexually assaulted a man at a fancy riverside restaurant while he was celebrating getting a cancer all-clear with his wife has been spared jail.
Samantha Williamson ‘acted like a woman possessed’ after her advances were firmly rejected at the Captain’s Club Hotel & Spa, in Christchurch, Dorset.
The 44-year-old staggered from the bar to a table where the couple were enjoying a quiet meal to mark their 40th wedding anniversary and husband getting the all-clear from cancer. She then sat on the man’s lap and told him: ‘I want to sit on your big bamboo.’

Samantha Williamson (pictured), who sexually assaulted a man at a fancy riverside restaurant while he was celebrating his 40th wedding anniversary with his wife, has been spared jail
Outraged by Ms Williamson’s brazen behaviour, the shocked diner immediately pushed her off before his wife told her to ‘f*** off’.
The blonde mother-of-two then swiped the drinks and a candle off the table, causing them to spill over the victim’s wife.
The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, stood up and pushed Williamson away, causing them both to tumble to the floor.
Furious at the rejection, she then spat at him and scratched him, drawing blood.
The ‘unpleasant’ incident happened at the AA Rosette hotel on the banks of the River Stour.
