Posted by Mystic Ger here, looking into DJ’s crystal ball: He will spend prison keeping fit, doing courses and enjoying the occasional love letter from the kind of women who like bad boys. He’ll get out early on “good behaviour” (because there’s no one to defraud in prison). Then he’ll “find God” and go on the talk circuit, appearing at charity fundraisers and on TV (the “Late Late”, followed by “I’m a Celebrity”, “Dancing with the Stars”, “Living With Lucy” – maybe even “The Traitors” if he’s still feeling cheeky). DJ will rise again.
Who Watches the Watchers? 