Police say a man was taken into custody last night after attempting to steal a Goose from a local park but the Goose took care of the situation long before officers arrived. When police reached the scene, they found the man sprawled on the ground, shouting for help, while the Goose stood over him like a furious security guard: wings spread wide, hissing, and refusing to let him get up. By the time officers separated the two, the bird had already “made the arrest.” One responding officer summed it up perfectly: “Honestly… the goose did our job for us. Get a guard goose i say. GOOSE SORTS OUT MIGRANT.
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