Martin the FF Duck, it is alleged, is supposed to have phoned Leo the Leak last night. “Leo, Apollo FF and FG have a problem; there will be no “Soft Landing” because Darragh, Minister for mobile homes and tents is choking on his own dose of pure Bluff. What do you think? “Micheal, you got your Vaccine, I am personally going to Babysit Lantern Jaws O’Brien. I was just on the phone to my Mother and she found the old Moses Basket. I will put the Bluffer into it, cover him with a Foxford shawl and give him his Bottle every two hours until things calm down. It is not because I like the Gobshite; it is because it is my turn to be Taoiseach next and I don’t want this Government to Fall before I get the Chance to be on the Throne once again and at this time all the vaccines will be complete and the Praise will be for Leo, The Taoiseach.” The FF Lame Duck replies. “I am just listening to Hot Chocolate – You Win Again”

Leo Varadkar looking to circle the wagons around beleaguered Darragh O’Brien   3 hrs ago Concern is growing in the heart

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